oh my friend

...the coffee machine. I am so grateful for the coffee machine at the office of WongPartnership! it's the one treasure we have for sure. Not that I've been working so hard that I need the caffeine. But it is so sleek and efficient and dependable and delivers good coffee every time. I had 4 cups yesterday (I'm such a slacker I just take up coffee breaks at any possible time). I'm sure I'm not the only one who is thankful for it. On good days or bad days, everyone in the office can at least depend on good coffee.

Except the intern who sits next to me, who doesn't care for the machine's Standard cup of coffee but insists on drinking the Espresso. Well he can shoot his Asspresso up his Ass that's all I can say.